Why do they call it “doggy style?”
Are all those other animals doing in doggy style, too? Did a moose one day go down the street and see Fido going at it with Fifi and think, “hey, I think I want to try that on the missus when I get back to the forest.” And then all his voyeur forest friends see what they were doing and it just spread?
And don’t even get me start on the missionary position…
Eddie Izzard has a great bit about this. It ends with salmon wishing they did it doggy style.
I always kinda preferred free style =))
